Kissing Ancaps Patricia Taxxon (Ft. Thom Avella)

[Verse 1]
Have you ever met a curiosity that you couldn’t look away?
Like a wayward messenger from the other side of a canyon great
It’s not polite to stare but you make it so easy
Your clique is in a BDSM relationship with the economy

[Verse 2]
Let’s violate each other’s NAP
Like the filthy animals we pretend not to be
If it’s meant to be, it’ll be — love is evergreen
This coming morning will be pristine
Let’s violate each other’s NAP
Like the filthy animals we pretend not to be
I wish it would snow into February
Just to give you a good excuse to hold me
Just to give you a good excuse to hold me

[Chorus]
(Hey)
Like an unladen swallow starts a fist fight
Your right to property is antithetical to Christ
The time is right so if you got something to prove
Sew a fucking yellow and black triangle flag on your fur-suit
I’d like to make a living kissing ancaps, see?
I’m an animated MS Paint picture of Batman
The hammer of logic addendum admonished anonymous
A topic, a market, and some fluffy handcuffs