IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT YourBoySponge

[Intro]
Ya
One-two, one-two, one-two
I got a story for you guys
You ready?
I'm ready

[Verse 1]
I was- I-I-I was chilling with a shorty
She was just a friend and we were heading to a party
Cruising in a boat, listening to Bob Marley
She insisted that she drive, and I said that that was gnarly
The boat got rocky, so I was a little worried
Then I saw her down seven sips of hot coffee
I asked; "Are you sleepy?", and then she got salty
She drank a Red Bull so fast that it was shocking
I told her; "Slow down" then she said real calmly
"I'm a little tired, so my vision's kinda blurry
I worked all day, and my sleep was kinda spotty
But I do this all the time, and you are acting like a smarty"
Maybe she was right, so I told her I was sorry
But she started getting close, so again, it made me worried
Although she was my bro, she looked exactly like a Barbie
She said; "Wow SpongeBob, you are such a cute hottie"

[Bridge 1]
"You know, we don't really need to go to this party
I'll pull my boat over, let's get a little naughty"
Back back, woman, I'm a master at karate
Then she said "Show me, daddy"
Alright, imma head out