Dick Around Sparks

All I do now, is dick around
All I do now is dick around, dick around

Every day, every day, every day
Every night, every night, every night
Every day, every day, every day, every day, every day
Every night, every night, every night, every night, every night

Overtime, more overtime
I’m conscientious by design
To reach the heights of academe
To be the captain of the team
To CEO a thousand who
Will do the things I say to do
And I will make a lot of bread
And you will find me good in bed

I will push, I will pull, I will push, I will pull
Pull a couple strings and find myself atop the corporation

Tailored to the maximum
I send another fax to them
A parking place, a new Corvette
A manicure, a private jet
A stock incentive busting out
"A phone call, sir." Well, say I’m out
"Your lady friend." Well, put her through
"Uh, listen, dear, I’m through with you"