I Would Eat the Moon I've Made Too Much Pasta

I would...
Eat...
The...
Moon! If I could
Reach up and pull it right out of the sky
Make everybody cry
With a gleam in my eye you would freak
If you saw pieces of moon stuck to my teeth

You'd say how did you do it
Did you stick a fork right in to it
How did this raccoon get a hold of the moon

I would swallow the moon down my throat
If I had to I'd stand on the roof of your house like a goat
And laugh as the lights go out
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

I would sniff the air while it's full of despair
Stop the oceans and tides and mess up the world beyond repair
All you could do is stare

You'd say how did you do it
Did you fly a rocket up to it
How did this raccoon get a hold of the moon