Jersey Yo! Redman

[Intro]
Yo, yo, yo

[Chorus]
Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!
Ha ha, I damn near had to wreck a ho
Yo, I knocked on her door
("Who is it?")
Ha ha, it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya
("Oh!")
I heard them niggas in The Bricks get smoked a lot
I heard them niggas out in Brooklyn get smoked a lot
I heard them niggas all Uptown get smoked a lot (Yo)
I heard them niggas out in Queens get smoked a lot (Yo, yo)

[Verse 1]
I smoke your buddha to the last drop like I was Maxwell
If blunts came in degrees, call me a blackbelt
I'm worldwide chinky (Ah-hah)
Who dub with chrome inkys (Ah-hah)
Chicken ridin' shottie and she boost all her dickie (He-heh)
This is your brain, this is my tape on drugs
If your lame ass can't feel it, then your cord unplugged
PPP smoked your weed, ain't nobody around
You just got clowned for a whole half a pound, check it out, now
I do a lot of stupid shit when I be smokin'
One time I left my truck runnin' in Brooklyn wide open
I forget who I call, ask for Nia (R - "Hello, can I talk to Nia?")
And it's Tonya (G - "NIA?!", R - "Oh shit!")
Click over (R - "Whassup bitch?".. "Oh, hi momma!")
Yo, when I'm on stage rhymin' I forget what state that I'm in
The bitches numbers I lost, my baby mama find 'em
I played the lottery, forty million that day
I probably won the motherfucker but I forgot that I played!
(Yo, yo, yo)