The episode begins with the twins eating Corncornos inside Stan's car. Stan is honking while Mabel attaches nachos from her chip bag to her ears.
Mabel Pines: Ha-ha! Nacho earrings. I'm hilarious!
Stan Pines: That's debatable. Aw, come on, what's with all this traffic? And why is it all...covered wagons? Oh no! No! No! (Pushes gas pedal) Not today! Not today!
A few women gasp in the presence of him nearly running them over. He backs up and begins to drive the car backward.
Dipper Pines: Grunkle Stan, what's going on?
Stan: We gotta get outta hеre. Before it's too latе! (Sees that his car is trapped between a group of covered wagons) They've circled the wagons! We're trapped! Nooooooooo!
Mabel: (Looks outside her window and sees a cow) I've got a good feeling about today.
Cut to the theme song.
The twins and Stan get out of the car and walk around an old-fashioned-looking Main Street.
Dipper: Man. Look at the town. (Holds a postcard up for a second. When he lowers it, the town is a sepia shade, but it is just due to a pane of dirty glass)
Worker: (Walking by, holding one end of the pane of dirty glass) Dirty glass. We got dirty glass! Dirty glass.
Stan: Oh, boy. It's Pioneer Day. Every year these yahoos dress up like idiots to celebrate the day Gravity Falls was founded.
Toby Determined: Welcome to 1863!
Mabel Pines: Ha-ha! Nacho earrings. I'm hilarious!
Stan Pines: That's debatable. Aw, come on, what's with all this traffic? And why is it all...covered wagons? Oh no! No! No! (Pushes gas pedal) Not today! Not today!
A few women gasp in the presence of him nearly running them over. He backs up and begins to drive the car backward.
Dipper Pines: Grunkle Stan, what's going on?
Stan: We gotta get outta hеre. Before it's too latе! (Sees that his car is trapped between a group of covered wagons) They've circled the wagons! We're trapped! Nooooooooo!
Mabel: (Looks outside her window and sees a cow) I've got a good feeling about today.
Cut to the theme song.
The twins and Stan get out of the car and walk around an old-fashioned-looking Main Street.
Dipper: Man. Look at the town. (Holds a postcard up for a second. When he lowers it, the town is a sepia shade, but it is just due to a pane of dirty glass)
Worker: (Walking by, holding one end of the pane of dirty glass) Dirty glass. We got dirty glass! Dirty glass.
Stan: Oh, boy. It's Pioneer Day. Every year these yahoos dress up like idiots to celebrate the day Gravity Falls was founded.
Toby Determined: Welcome to 1863!
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