A Sentimental Song Mount Eerie

When was the last time you drew a picture?
When was the last time you touched a leaf?
When was the last time you tasted raindrops?
Your tongue, on your big long tongue
When was the last time you bought a hotdog?
When was the last time you swam in a pond?
When was the last time you climbed a lamp post?
Like a monkey with a prehensile tail
When was the last time you wrote a limerick?
When was the last time you told a lie?
Why is there a picture of a penis on your fridge door?
It makes me feel awkward whenever I'm in your kitchen
When was the last time you ate a donut?
When was the last time you whistled a tune?
When was the last time you tortured a spider?
And pulled off its legs and ate it to impress your friends