[Verse 1]
I got in a fight with a stenographer
Afterwards she read me like a book
And I had tried to get along with her
But my temperament was quickly overlooked
[Chorus 1]
On the weekends we can
Sneak into this courtroom
And you'll offer me
Some sort of bargain plea
[Verse 2]
Yeah, Smith and Wesson Jr. was a son of a gun
He pressed his nose up to my head
Yeah, I was sweatin' bullets but I dodged the one
That was not as much sweat as was lead
[Chorus 2]
Oh, I still love you
Oh, I still love you
Though I know that you want me dead
And when I turn my other cheek
I will beg and I'll plea
That this time you might just kiss it instead
I got in a fight with a stenographer
Afterwards she read me like a book
And I had tried to get along with her
But my temperament was quickly overlooked
[Chorus 1]
On the weekends we can
Sneak into this courtroom
And you'll offer me
Some sort of bargain plea
[Verse 2]
Yeah, Smith and Wesson Jr. was a son of a gun
He pressed his nose up to my head
Yeah, I was sweatin' bullets but I dodged the one
That was not as much sweat as was lead
[Chorus 2]
Oh, I still love you
Oh, I still love you
Though I know that you want me dead
And when I turn my other cheek
I will beg and I'll plea
That this time you might just kiss it instead
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