I Steal Everything Team StarKid (Ft. Denise Donovan, Jaime Lyn Beatty, Jeff Blim, Jim Povolo, Joseph Walker, Lauren Lopez & Meredith Stepien)

[ALADDIN]
Want food, but got no money?
I'm screwed, or so it would seem
That's why I came up with this brilliant scheme
Just steal everything!

(spoken)
Alright, monkey, let's feast!

[MONKEY, spoken]
Yeah, yeah!

[ALADDIN, spoken]
Ugh. Raisins. I hate raisins
Hey, little orphan kids, you guys hungry?
Want some bread?

[ORPHAN KID, spoken]
We do, sir

[ALADDIN, spoken]
Fetch, you fucks!

(Sung)
For real, I'm not that picky
I'll steal whatever's in sight
Don't judge, 'cause you don't understand my plight