No Parody Bart Baker

[Intro: Bart Baker as Meghan Trainor]
Everything about this is no

[Chorus: Bart Baker as Miley Cyrus, Kayla Janssen as Dancer 1, Mandy Newsome as Dancer 2, *Natasha DuVall as Dancer 3*, All Dancers]
This song is no, This vid is no
My dancing is no, Plus it looks and sounds old
Like something Britney Spears did 15 years ago
What's with your new look it's straight up no!
Your hair is no, Your clothes are no
*Your makeup is no*, your stylist really blows
Did she pick out that coat?, *You should let her go*
You look like a leprechaun girl
No!

[Verse 1: Bart Baker as Meghan Trainor]
I wanted to do something that was new
Change the way people thought about me
So I dyed my hair, changed the clothes I wear
And learned some lame choreography
Then I discarded, the sound that made me big
Nineteen-fifties bubble gum doo-wop
For a sound that straight rips off N'SYNC and Britney Spears-style pop

[Pre-Chorus: Bart Baker as Meghan Trainor]
There's a message in this song
It's a feminist anthem
And the message is any time a man talks to you say