All I Wanna Do Is Play Cards Corb Lund

Well, I guess I really oughta' be makin' up songs but all I wanna do is play cards
I know it's dumb and sick and wrong but all I wanna do is play cards
Got the studio booked in Tennessee
And my record producer's callin' me
The tape will roll in just three weeks and all I wanna do is play cards

They wanna book the band for a rodeo dance and all I wanna do is play cards
The contract claims they got five grand but all I wanna do is play cards
My agent says we oughta take the show
But tell you the truth I don't wanna go
Cuz there's this real good game of split hi-lo and all I wanna do is play cards

Crib and guts and stook and gin and stud and cowboy pitch
Blackjack, eight or better, hold em and draw, chase the bitch
Acey deucy, never loosey, hearts and black mariah
Smear and low Chicago, man, the stakes keep gettin' higher

I could skate for free in the hockey league but all I wanna do is play cards

Tattooed young dark haired girls call me and all I wanna do is play cards

There's famous people'd like to write with me
And the beer at the black dog's usually free
The whole damn world's an oyster to me and all I wanna do is play cards

We're on the radio in el paso and all I wanna do is play cards
Finally got a little bit of press in t.o. and all I wanna do is play cards
They're buying the records out in amsterdam
There's rock tours booked in far off lands
But I'm feelin kinda gambley and all I wanna do is play cards