1-800 Skit Tha God Fahim

[Skit: sample & Tha God Fahim]
We interrupt our program to bring you this important message

(Aha) Hey folks, I'm Tha God Fahim
And if you were hurt in a car accident, work accident
Or you just bust your ass in a accident, I'm the one you should call
You might be able to get paid (One phone call, that's all)
So, for my services, call 1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker
It's always a motherfucker to be sued, that's right

Yeah! God Fahim! That's my motherfuckin' boy! (That's right)
That nigga got me paid than a motherfucker
(1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker)
Shit, I ain't even break a finger, y'nam'sayn?
(1-800, 1-800)
Just a little minor fracture, broke a little piеce of my fingernail
(1-800-Sue-A-Mothеrfucker)
Nigga, I got $150,000! God damn, man, I love you, man
(1-800, 1-800)
That's my motherfuckin' boy

Yeah, Tha God Fahim, that's my bro, man
(1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker)
Like, I totally tripped over a skate—a surfboard, at the beach, man
(1-800, 1-800, 1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker)
And I literally got sixty racks for it, man, sixty grand
(1-800, 1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker)
Yeah, I'm gonna buy me an expensive bitch
Salute to Tha God Fahim for his awesomeness
(1-800, 1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker)