Data-Minimized 10,000-Year Earworm to Discourage Settlement Near Nuclear Waste Repositories (Don’t Change Color, Kitty) Emperor X

Don't change color, kitty
Keep your color, kitty
Stay that pretty gray
Don't change color, kitty
Keep your color, kitty
Keep sickness away
Don't change color, kitty
Keep your color, kitty
Please, 'cause if you do
Or glow your luminescent eyes
We're all gonna have to move

Don't change color, kitty
Keep your color, kitty
Stay that pretty gold
Don't change color, kitty
Keep your color
And we'll keep you from the cold
Don't change color, kitty
Keep your color, 'cause
We need your kind around
But the minute you change your looks
We're bringing you with us out of town

Don't change color, kitty
Keep your color, kitty
No, I don't know why
Don't change color, kitty
Keep your color, kitty
God said it's not right
So don't change color
Or flash your eyes
Lord knows if you do
I hope you think it's cozy in your travel case
Because it's time to move