I’m Leaving Todd Rundgren (Ft. The Lemon Twigs)

[Verse 1]
I still recall just what my mama said
You need an old fashioned girl who makes breakfast in bed
And you are having every fling
But then I must confess
The bacon is burnt and the eggs are a mess

[Chorus]
That's why I'm leaving, darling
I'm sorry but I have to go
Oh darling, I'm sorry but I have to

[Verses 2]
Everything about you is as good as it gets
You know just how I like it, especially with sex
I should be happy as a king
I would make you my wife
But you can't even boil water, to save your own life
Or you could maybe learn to fry up some spam
Don't know a pot from a pan

[Chorus]
That's why I'm leaving, darling
I'm sorry but I have to go
Oh darling, I'm sorry but I have to