Welcome to the Cheap Seats The Wonder Stuff

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Laugh when he jokes, slap him when he chokes
It's time to give up the smokes
And ohh when he cries don't wipe his eyes
Take the wine from the swine
And remind him of his crimes

Ohh in another world............
Yeah he could wear a dress
Ohh in another world............
Yeah he could wear a dress

Imagine his surprise when he opened his eyes
And I'd run the lawnmower over his thighs
Imagine the disturbance
At the time of the occurrence
When his life became a burden
And we laughed at his cries

Ohh in another world............
Yeah he could wear a dress
Ohh in another world............
Yeah he could wear a dress

Welcome to the cheap seats
Welcome to the cheap seats
Welcome to the cheap seats
Welcome to the cheap seats
Welcome to the cheap seats
Welcome to the cheap seats
Where your life's seen through cracked spectacles

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