Stop the Press Jeremy Shamos & Christopher Fitzgerald

[BUD (as Monk), spoken]
Poor, poor Helvetica!

(singing)

You’ve made wine
Probably ‘bout a million times
You dumb German wench
You fool
He’s gone
What is that you’re stompin’ on?
Let me take a guess
There’s grape juice on your dress
Isn’t it time to stop the press?

[DOUG (as Helvetica), spoken]
You mean... destroy his printing press?

[BUD (as Monk), spoken]
That’s right, Helvetica!
The only thing standing between you and Gutenberg
Is that there printing press!

(singing)

Stop the press!
You gotta stop the press
Or the press will stop you!
Stop the press!
You can get him back
If you give it a chop!
You stomped his grapes for wine
Now stomp for Monk this time!
It’s time to stop the-