
The Check Original Broadway Cast of First Date (Ft. Blake Hammond)
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MEN, WOMEN & WAITER
The check! The check!
Who's going to pay the check?
It's a mystery where everything's at stake
A guy, a girl
A black faux leather folder
A series of mistakes that you could make
MEN
Should a woman leave and "freshen up"
WOMEN
While he whips out his credit card?
EVERYONE
Should they go dutch or not so much
Lest egos end up scraped and scarred?
MEN
It's all those crazy feminists
Who made this shit so friggin' hard
WOMEN
Hey, watch it!
EVERYONE
I'd rather someone wring my neck
Than wonder who the hell is supposed to
Pay the check!
The check! The check!
Who's going to pay the check?
It's a mystery where everything's at stake
A guy, a girl
A black faux leather folder
A series of mistakes that you could make
MEN
Should a woman leave and "freshen up"
WOMEN
While he whips out his credit card?
EVERYONE
Should they go dutch or not so much
Lest egos end up scraped and scarred?
MEN
It's all those crazy feminists
Who made this shit so friggin' hard
WOMEN
Hey, watch it!
EVERYONE
I'd rather someone wring my neck
Than wonder who the hell is supposed to
Pay the check!
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