Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl Bob's Burgers (Ft. Aziz Ansari, Bobby Tisdale, Brian Huskey, Carly Simon, Dan Mintz, David Wain, Eugene Mirman, H. Jon Benjamin, John Roberts, Kristen Schaal, Laura Silverman & Sarah Silverman)

[Spoken: Gene & Zeke]
So I dunno if we can pull this off. I mean, we wrote and rehearsed it in under twenty minutes, but, if we do, it's because we did it together. All of us
That's exactly what people say before they make a baby I think
Okay, well, without any further ado, we present to you the musical rom-com slash action thriller, "Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl!"

[Verse 1: Courtney (C), Louise (L), Gene (G), Jocelyn (J) & Zeke (Z)]
C: Oh, no! We're a bunch of secretaries from New York held hostage in Nakatomi Towers!
L: Shush! I'm Karl, da one with beautiful hair!
G: I'm Hans Gruber! Consider yourself grubed!
C: Tess McGill can't let a bunch of terrorists ruin her dream!
J: I hope the police come soon!
Z: Ouch! Glass hurt John McClane's feet!

[Verse 2: Andy (A), Ollie (O), both (AO), Regular-Sized Rudy (R) & Jocelyn (J)]
A: I'm Agent Johnson
O: And I'm Agent Johnson
AO: And we're from the FBI
A: I'm Johnson
O: He's Johnson!
A: He's Johnson
O: I'm Johnson!
AO: Two fancy-footed federal guys
R: I might just be a local cop, but will you guys back off me?
J: Things are getting pretty tense, does anybody want coffee?

[Verse 3: Courtney, Gene & both]
You know, we're not so different, you and I
We're both ambitious, Hans!
Tess McGill, you've stolen this Gruber's heart
Like he's/I'm stealing these bearer bonds