You Are Woman, I Am Man Original Broadway Cast of Funny Girl (Ft. Barbra Streisand & Sydney Chaplin)

[NICK]
You are woman, I am man
You are smaller, so I can be taller than
You are softer to the touch
It's a feeling I like feeling very much
You are someone I've admired
Still, our friendship
Leaves something to be desired
Does it take more explanation than this?
You are woman, I am man
Let's kiss

[FANNY]
Isn't this the height of nonchalance
Furnishing a bed in restaurants?
Well, a bit of dinner never hurt
But guess who is gonna be dessert?
Do good girls do just what mama says
When mama's not around?
It's a feeling
Oy vey, what a feeling

[NICK, spoken]
A bit of pâté?

[FANNY, spoken]
I drink it all day.