Watch As I Perform My Own Tracheotomy Talkshow Boy

[Verse 1]
I pay attention to TV
Ashley Olsen is my enemy
I pay attention to TV
Taylor Hanson is my enemy
Get a few more beers in me
And I'd sleep with half the people in this room
I'd give them STDs
And infect their lives with creepy-crawlies

[Chorus]
Down, down, down
Your thalidomide arms weren't designed to hug me
You were made to love me like you do-do-do-do-do
Down, down, down
Your thalidomide arms weren't designed to hug me
You were made to love me like you do-do-do-do-do
(Down down down!)

[Verse 2]
I pay attention to the radio (yeah?)
I lick buzzwords off talk-back radio!
I pay attention to the game show Q&A
And crosswords to expand my vocabulary!
Can I order you a vodka lime?
And do you have the time to fill my mouth with you?
I've been noticing the tiniest things
I'm the number one sucker for a girl who bites her lip