The Karen Song Tim Hawkins

I run into this lady almost every single day
She has an A-line haircut and she has a lot to say
Just to make it clear, you probably know her, too
And just to make it clear, I'm gonna spell it out for you

K is for the kindness that she never really had
A is for her attitude that's always really bad
R is for the ruckuses she causes where she goes
E is for the evil, N everybody knows

Karen, she's a Karen
Brazen and Caucasian and a little out of touch
Karen, thanks for sharin', Karen
Karen, I'm declarin' that you're carin' way too much

Her face turns red when she's yelling at a neighbor
Or screaming at a waitress like she's going into labor
If you've had a bad day, she'll make it even worse
I've seen her spanking children that weren't even hers

Karen, she's a Karen
Brazen and Caucasian and a little out of touch
Karen, thanks for sharin', Karen
Karen, I'm declarin' that you're carin' way too much

She tried to ban the Girl Scouts 'cause they didn't have a license
She sued a haunted house because she got a little frightened
I saw her at a wedding where she booed the wedding singer
She cussed out the bridesmaids and gave the groom the finger