The Missile Maestro, Colored Pencils Juno Songs

[COLORED PENCILS, SPOKEN]
Feast your eyes upon my ART-senal!
Twelve colored pencils, ready to make your paper bodies my canvas!
Let us see you dodge THIS!
[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]
I've armed my missiles
My target's locked onto you!
Heaven rains with pencils
That leave you crying "Sacre bleu!"
Ain't got no time
For you philistines
Now you will die
By my artistic crimes!
You can't tell art
From a hole in the ground
Now comes the part
Where the plumber goes down!
Glance up at the sky
And you'll see the depth of you plight!
[TOADS, SUNG]
Watch you head!
Don't meet your doom!
Those colored pencils go "KA-BOOM!"
[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]
You better look sharp
And draw your weapons for a fight!
[TOADS, SUNG]
Give this pencil case a show!
You can do it, Mario!
[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]
I'm a 12-pack of colors
But when I'm done, the streets will run with red!
[TOADS, SUNG]
Don't you slip
Dull his tips!
Don't let him give you more lip!
[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]
You'll be half that many feet under
To the king, I'll bring back your head!
[TOADS, SUNG]
He's run his course
Now kick his shorts!
(They're metaphorical, of course!)
[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]
Shoot my missiles up your derriere
You stand no chance against Jean-Pierre!
[ORIGAMI WARRIORS, SUNG]
Missiles fling
People sing
Hail the Origami King
[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]
I'll scribble you back down the stairs
These colors run; you best be scared!
[ORIGAMI WARRIORS, SUNG]
All the same
He'll end your game
Glory to King Olly's name!