One True Religion Fascinating Aida

[Adèle, Dillie & Liza]
Vocalising

[Liza]
My chakras are unblocking
I feel the flow of chi
Spiritual enlightenment is what I seek
Plus environmental harmony

[Adèle]
I hear my tinkling wind chimes
As I drink my ginseng tea
I work night and day in a vaguely Taoist way
On the crucial wellbeing of me

[Adèle, Dillie & Liza]
For we're pick-and-mix orientalists
Bit of Shinto and a dash of tai chi
Sprinkle on some Brahma and a pinch of good karma
And the one true religion is me

[Dillie]
Vocalising

[Adèle, Dillie & Liza]
Well we've flirted with becoming Quakers
'Til we realised they don't drink
And much as we admire the Jains
We don't want to ditch the mink