Gaston Original Broadway Cast of Beauty and the Beast (Ft. Burke Moses, Kenny Raskin, Linda Talcott, Paige Price & Sarah Solie Shannon)

[Gaston, spoken]
Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man!

[Lefou, spoken]
Darn right!

[Gaston, spoken]
No one says "no" to Gaston! Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear!

[Lefou, spoken]
More beer?

[Gaston, spoken]
What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced

[Lefou, spoken]
Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together

(sung)
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why...