Half of Him The Beautiful South

[Verse 1]
Why forbidden fruit
Always looks so sweet?
Hanging down like devil's food
From highest branch on tree

[Refrain]
Yes, woman should be satisfied
Be happy with her lot
But sometimes half of him
Seems better than the whole I've got

Yes, sometimes half of hell right here
Is better than a heaven forgot...

[Verse 2]
Yield not to temptation
Is only good advice
If true love happens just the once
And never ever twice

[Refrain]

[Pre-Chorus 1]
We were happy with happily ever after
But only if the plot
Had bad guys we could boo and hiss
And good guys we could not