[Verse 1]
It's 9 PM on a Friday (It's not really)
And I'm calling my Discord girlfriend
I turn the webcam away from the hole in my wall
She doesn't see how much I've broken
[Verse 2]
My mum said I can't play Xbox anymore
So I broke my TV
My girlfriend's not allowed to see me anymore
So we talk on Discord calls
[Verse 3]
Please listen, darling
I know it's hard to understand
But I'm not here forever
I'm moving on to TeamSpeak
I've heard that it's better
I hope I'm not wrong
[Verse 4]
My love
I love you every time you face turns blue
And you speak over your microphone
Although it's only binary
I think that it's timely that I asked if you'd marry me
On Discord of course
Not in real life, I'm only fourteen
We can't get married in real life quite yet
But I'm sure that I'll love you
For at least another two years or four years
If you're American, it's only sixteen here
It's 9 PM on a Friday (It's not really)
And I'm calling my Discord girlfriend
I turn the webcam away from the hole in my wall
She doesn't see how much I've broken
[Verse 2]
My mum said I can't play Xbox anymore
So I broke my TV
My girlfriend's not allowed to see me anymore
So we talk on Discord calls
[Verse 3]
Please listen, darling
I know it's hard to understand
But I'm not here forever
I'm moving on to TeamSpeak
I've heard that it's better
I hope I'm not wrong
[Verse 4]
My love
I love you every time you face turns blue
And you speak over your microphone
Although it's only binary
I think that it's timely that I asked if you'd marry me
On Discord of course
Not in real life, I'm only fourteen
We can't get married in real life quite yet
But I'm sure that I'll love you
For at least another two years or four years
If you're American, it's only sixteen here
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