[Intro: anything4views]
So much drama going on in the L.B.C
It's kinda hard being Road H-O-single G
It's bloody Roadhog
Ay, it's Chad and I'm really fat
It's bloody Roadhog
You know, I kind of look like Roadhog
Is this, is this why you asked me
To be part of your Roadhog rap, Dan?
[Verse 1: Dan Bull, anything4views]
It's bloody Roadhog, that bloke what don't knock the door
Before he blows all your clothes off, so what?
Your number's up like he's scrolling through your phone log
You're just another Joe Bloggs, learning that there's no God
Twisted Jehovah's witness sticking shit through your postbox
Hopping on the chopper, rode off, you know he won't stop
For nothing but a robbery, a sloppy joe or blowjob
The saggy pantsed avalanche to your snow-drop
Flows hotter than a smoke shop stove top
Big belly flopping, stopping any deadly bowshot
He's his own boss, road up to a roadblock
And told cops he's robbing them
So sorry for the hold up, oh fu-
Rock and roll, frog and toad
Hot and cold, lock and load
No one else gotten close, bruv
Heavy as a truck, rigged up, fingerless gloves
Knuckle dusters and a thumb ring, ready to ruck big
Going up against this bugger is a tough gig
Feel the hooks dig, bleeding like a stuck pig
Grammatic anarchist, no fucks gived
Oh no, he didn't go there, he just did!
Alright, I'm gonna do the Roadhog thing
Okay, you ready?
So much drama going on in the L.B.C
It's kinda hard being Road H-O-single G
It's bloody Roadhog
Ay, it's Chad and I'm really fat
It's bloody Roadhog
You know, I kind of look like Roadhog
Is this, is this why you asked me
To be part of your Roadhog rap, Dan?
[Verse 1: Dan Bull, anything4views]
It's bloody Roadhog, that bloke what don't knock the door
Before he blows all your clothes off, so what?
Your number's up like he's scrolling through your phone log
You're just another Joe Bloggs, learning that there's no God
Twisted Jehovah's witness sticking shit through your postbox
Hopping on the chopper, rode off, you know he won't stop
For nothing but a robbery, a sloppy joe or blowjob
The saggy pantsed avalanche to your snow-drop
Flows hotter than a smoke shop stove top
Big belly flopping, stopping any deadly bowshot
He's his own boss, road up to a roadblock
And told cops he's robbing them
So sorry for the hold up, oh fu-
Rock and roll, frog and toad
Hot and cold, lock and load
No one else gotten close, bruv
Heavy as a truck, rigged up, fingerless gloves
Knuckle dusters and a thumb ring, ready to ruck big
Going up against this bugger is a tough gig
Feel the hooks dig, bleeding like a stuck pig
Grammatic anarchist, no fucks gived
Oh no, he didn't go there, he just did!
Alright, I'm gonna do the Roadhog thing
Okay, you ready?
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