Hulk Hogan Hot Dad

They call him "Mr. Hulk"
He's got a ton of muscle bulk
He's ready to do another slam

Fights Savages, Shieks, and Giants
In a state of public confinement
Within the ring, he is the king we love

Hulkamania arrived like a plague
It couldn't be stopped, people couldn't be saved
(Mr. Hulk, Mr. Hulk, Mr. Hulk)
Hogan Knows Best, his TV show
He sells Hulkster Burgers in Wal-Mart stores
(Mr. Hulk, Mr. Hulk, Mr. Hulk)
A messy divorce, a racist dick
He couldn't control his penis tip

He won't admit defeat, he's still on top
He's the only Hulk Hogan that we've got

Hollywood Hulk-O-Rama
The Incredible Hulkster Hunk
Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp
Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp

Fabulous Terry Bollea
Eats Hulk-A-Roos for lunch
Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp
Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp