[Intro: Violent J & Jamie Madrox]
*Laughs* "Oh, shit. He's here. Hi."
"Uh, how ya doin', uh, this the right place for that furniture? Uh."
"Yeah, it sure is. Come on in."
"Pretty nice place here you got, um, the cobwebs are a nice touch. Uh, so that's the couch, ay?"
"Yeah, we got some, um, take a look at that upholstery right there."
"It's pretty fuckin' nice."
"That's real-" *noise*
"Oh, you doing alright there?"
"Excuse me. Real upholstery"
"I ain't seen nothin' like that since, uh, shit, back in the-"
*Hit* "Motherfucker! You want my couch? You motherfucker! I need your motherfuckin' brain! You can't have my couch! The fuck you thinkin'? Now come here you big, fat motherfucker! Get on the table!"
[Verse 1: Violent J]
I was never popular, this I'll admit, fuck school
School never liked me, cool!
All the kids would always beat me until I'm half-dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that shit never bothered me
Mama and Mother, they owned a lot of property (Yeah)
They had a science lab in the basement
And that's where my free ti- well, all my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head
It clucked three times, cluck, cluck, cluck, and then it was dead
I made a lot of things though, like a frog with a turkey neck
Gobblegobblegobble, it was the shit (Yeah)
But I'm still lonely, I need a homie
So I collected limbs and made me a zombie
I could've made a girlie friend, but fuck that
I got my girlie right here *Masturbation noises* yeah
*Laughs* "Oh, shit. He's here. Hi."
"Uh, how ya doin', uh, this the right place for that furniture? Uh."
"Yeah, it sure is. Come on in."
"Pretty nice place here you got, um, the cobwebs are a nice touch. Uh, so that's the couch, ay?"
"Yeah, we got some, um, take a look at that upholstery right there."
"It's pretty fuckin' nice."
"That's real-" *noise*
"Oh, you doing alright there?"
"Excuse me. Real upholstery"
"I ain't seen nothin' like that since, uh, shit, back in the-"
*Hit* "Motherfucker! You want my couch? You motherfucker! I need your motherfuckin' brain! You can't have my couch! The fuck you thinkin'? Now come here you big, fat motherfucker! Get on the table!"
[Verse 1: Violent J]
I was never popular, this I'll admit, fuck school
School never liked me, cool!
All the kids would always beat me until I'm half-dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that shit never bothered me
Mama and Mother, they owned a lot of property (Yeah)
They had a science lab in the basement
And that's where my free ti- well, all my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head
It clucked three times, cluck, cluck, cluck, and then it was dead
I made a lot of things though, like a frog with a turkey neck
Gobblegobblegobble, it was the shit (Yeah)
But I'm still lonely, I need a homie
So I collected limbs and made me a zombie
I could've made a girlie friend, but fuck that
I got my girlie right here *Masturbation noises* yeah
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