A Minor Apocalypse Qbomb

[VERSE 1]
I forgot how to whistle
I forgot how to count
I forgot how to breathe
Is it in, out, in, out?

I lost my keys
I lost my job
I saw the end of the cosmos
And it's my fault

I broke a nail
I broke a heart
I broke existence
Please hold while we restart

[VERSE 2]
I am the human anathema
The lack of logic
Sometimes I put recyclables
Into the wrong garbage

The pox on your household
The world ending plague
The petulant twitch
That you get inside your leg