Cowgirl’s Revenge Ensemble, Marc Kudisch & Megan Hilty

[DORALEE, spoken]
Yee haw! Hart, get your buns in here and make it snappy

(sung)
Well, I'm a Texas cowgirl
Where's my hat and rope?
Just like Annie Oakley
In a wild west rodeo
This cowgirl's gonna take revenge
I aim to make you pay

[ENSEMBLE]
No pay!

[DORALEE]
For every ugly deed and every
Vulgar move you've made

(spoken)
I gotta little somethin' for you

[HART, spoken]
Well thank you, that's very thoughtful

[DORALEE, spoken]
Well, go ahead, try it on. Let me see it on ya. Turn around
[HART, spoken]
Mrs. Rhodes, I really...

[DORALEE, spoken]
Oh come on now. I want to admire the whole package, if you get my drift. Whew, you got some nice buns on you, Frank!

[HART, spoken]
Please don't talk to me like that

[DORALEE, spoken]
I say when you got it, flaunt it!

[HART, spoken]
Mrs. Rhodes, I'm not that kind of boy!

[DOARALEE, spoken]
Get on back here and let me feel those pecs

[HART, spoken]
Mrs. Rhodes, we're running way behind here, can we please just get back to business?

[DORALEE, sung]
Yippy-yi-ki-oh, with my lasso?
I'm gonna rope you down

[ANNOUNCER (DWAYNE), spoken]
Ladies and gentlemen, she's got him down, he's down, he's on the ground