Koro Sensei Rap Daddyphatsnaps

[Verse 1]
Hello children, settle down and open up your textbooks
I found some sound strategies to murder me, so let's look!
If you need some inspiration, I am on the task
Karma, what's the rule about discharging fire arms in class?
We have some new students, better be on best behavior
You must understand that you are more than numbers on a paper
You're assassins, and Koro Sensei, I am your creator
And a failure in this instance means that you will meet your maker
What will you do, when you
And everything that you knew
Not longer exists, this is the gist
Either you kill me or get the fist
Well, not the fist, my punches are weak
But you get the picture, it'll be bleak
Now I don't know where I was in this speech
I just get so into it when I teach
I just get so into it when you reach
A shiny new pinnacle I want to screech
It's just so beautiful seeing you peak
Get a peak into who you destined to be
Might be the letter but never on E
No pressure, they'll never expect you'll exceed
We are in session with beautiful lessons
So focus, all may not be what it seems