Not If You Were the Last Junkie on Earth The Dandy Warhols

[Verse 1]
I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe
But today, if you think that I don't know about depression and emotional pain
You're insane, or you're a fool who hasn't paid attention to a word that I say
In a way, I can't help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane
With your pain, but I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe, hey

[Chorus]
Heroin is so passe, hey
Heroin is so passe, hey, hey, ah

[Verse 2]
So passe, nowadays
You never thought you'd get addicted, just be cooler in an obvious way
I could say, shouldn't you have got a couple piercings and decided maybe that you were gay
In a way, I can't help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane
With your pain, but I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe, hey

[Chorus]
Heroin is so passe, hey
Heroin is so passe, hey, hey, ah, ah, ah

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
Heroin is so passe, hey
Heroin is so passe, hey
Heroin is so passe, hey, hey, ah, ah, hey, hey, hey