The Boy Named If Elvis Costello & The Imposters

[Verse 1]
I'm a lucky so and so
A fortunate stiff
You said you'd never knew me
But I'm the one you want to be with
If I tumble from a tightrope
Or leap from a cliff
I won't be dashed to pieces
I'm the boy named If

[Chorus]
If I disappear and I slipper from your view
I just step upon a crack and I won't come back
Imagine me and I'll imagine you too

[Verse 2]
In a hollow of the bed sheet
Or a picture in a frame
I'm vivid as a summer's day
Then never seen again
Who'll pay the taxman?
Who'll place the blame?
Who'll point into an empty room
And whisper my name?

[Chorus]
If I disappear and I slipper from your viеw
You will step upon a crack and I won't come back
Imagine mе and I'll imagine you too