Shrimp Shack Viagra Boys

I put a towel
In a bag
With formaldehyde
I put that shit
Up to my mouth
And get really high
Don’t give a fuck
About these people
Following me
Down the street
Everybody
Want a part
Of my life
Can’t you see?

I’m surfin’
I’m fuckin’ surfin’
I’m surfin’

I gave your dog
A little snack
I met your mom
Down at the Shrimp Shack
She asked me then
“Where you been?”
I lied to her
And told her I didn’t know
Took off my shirt
And so did she
We rolled in the dirt
And got dirty