Crush With Eyeliner - Live in Chicago / 1995 R.E.M.

[Verse 1]
I know you
I know you've seen her
She's a sad tomato
She's three miles of bad road
Walkin' down the street
Will I never meet her?
She's a real woman-child
Oh, my kiss breath turpentine

[Chorus]
I am smitten (ah-ah, ah-ah, ah)
I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
Have you seen her come around? (ah-ah, ah-ah)
My crush with eyeliner

[Verse 2]
I'm in like
I'm infatuated
It's all too much pressure
She's all that I can take
What position should I wear?
Cop an attitude? (Faker!)
How can I convince her? (Faker!)
That I'm invented, too, yeah