Nikki’s a Republican Now Will Hoge

[Verse 1]
She had a "Reagan Sucks" sticker on the window of her car
Back seat like a hotel, front seat like a barn
Skipped school every Friday smoking Kools cigarettes
Blasted U2 and the Pixies on an old Maxell cassette
Black nails, shaved head, Doc Marten, little rock-n-roll queen

[Verse 2]
Got pregnant in the eleventh grade when she was seventeen
By my friend Terrell, the captain of the basketball team
Well, her daddy didn't like it so he made it disappear
She didn't have a baby, never had a senior year
Haven't seen her since she left and I thought about her just the other day
My friends told me:

[Chorus]
Nikki's a Republican now
Nikki's a Republican now
Nikki's a Republican now
Nikki's a Republican now

[Verse 3]
I got online and found her and I just could not believe
But there's Nikki with a Bible and a AR-15
She says that all lives matter and the media's a scam
The only gun control that she supports is usin' both hands
She stands up for the anthem, says marriage is a woman and a man
Oh my good God!