Walk of Shame P!nk

[Verse 1]
One step, two steps, counting tiles on the floor
Three steps, four steps, guess this means that I'm a whore
Uh-oh, hell no, how long 'til I reach the door?
Fuck me, my feet are sore
I'm wearing last night's dress and I look like a hot ass mess
Although my hair looks good 'cause I haven't slept yet

[Chorus]
Make the elevator come a little faster
I'm pushing all the buttons, but nothing's happening
Please, God, don't let anybody see me
Please, God, I'll do anything you ask of me
I promise, no more walks of shame
So walk this way (We're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way (We're walking, we're walking)

[Verse 2]
Last night's bubblegum, no more bubbles, no more yum
Where'd I get the wristband? Tell me there's no tramp stamp
One, two, three, shoot, no, I know that shit ain't cute
But, damn it, man, it sure is fun, party 'til the sun wakes up
Okay, now, raise two hands if you've ever been guilty
And clap clap clap clap clap it out if you've walked with me

[Chorus]
Make the elevator come a little faster
I'm pushing all the buttons, but nothing's happening
Please, God, don't let anybody see me
Please, God, I'll do anything you ask of me
I promise, no more walks of shame
So walk this way (We're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way (We're walking, we're walking)