Skit Aventura

Hello?
Jeeeeee
Hello?
Jeeeee
Hello? who's this?
Jejeje...is this Johnny Marines?
Yes it is.
Je.how you doin?
Im doin good, im doin good...
Who am I speakin to?
Je...don't worry about that..
Who's this?
Jejeje, shut up!
Shut up? I don't get this.
You're callin my phone but you're tellin me to shut up?
Im sorry.
Sorry bout what? who's this?
Im just playin with you. you kno me.
Im not here to play any games my friend. who's this?
We're from the same hood.
Hood?
Dat's right.
From the hood? where,what?
You're aventura's manager, right?
Yes I am.
Uhh..I like dat...
Hehehehe...you like, how you like that,what you mean?
I like, not them, not gay..
What?
I'm not gay, I mean I like their music.
Oh,ok...
How I may help you.who's this man?
Yeah.i got some questions...
Ok.go ahead.
Yeah.hold on. im thinkin about them.
You callin me, you got questions, but you don't remember them?
Why you so rude?
Im not, im not even bein r...
Que te pasa gato?
You callin me a cat?
No, not cat...you kno...
You're not from the hood?
Im from the hood, yeah. ok.
But, how may I help you?
Yeah,but im just tellin you cat, you kno.like cat,cat..
Cat? oh, ok, ok...
Yeah, tranquilo pescadito.
Pes...that's what I mean...
First you're callin me a cat and now a fish?
No,no. but cat is just from the hood.
Pescadito is cuz you look like one.
Alright, listen, listen.
You're callin me for what?, be clear.
But why u so rude?
Who gave you my numba?
Yeah, you wanna kno right?
I don't understand, you got nothing better to do?
You wanna kno who gave me you numba.
Who gave you my numba?
...sike!
Unbelievable, I haven't heard that in years..
If you're gonna countinue playin games...
I got some questions.
Go ahead...
Why are these guys gonna retire?
Who's retireing?
Aventura!
Nobody is retireing, where you got that from?