Gampo Prof

[Verse 1]
You can find me stiff, like a samurai on a llama ride
Down a water slide, getting sodomized
I'm a wallaby, I'm the king of a colony
But the way I am whilin' out
You would think I just won the lottery

[Chorus]
Bling, gold chain, bling
I am king of America
I've had this dream as a kid and I'm living it
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[Verse 2]
I would like that yellow bone girl in my office
With a little miniature giraffe and some chocolates
We can put a skyscraper where my garage is
Vator to the top, and give each other massages
I don't give a fuck about your opinion
I'm in a tub fucking with a couple ticklish women
And I'm a gampo (gampo) I've been so since the beginnin'
And if you’re thinking different I’ll get to kidnapping your children
Yeah, why you staring at me, like I'm from Neptune?
Drinking with my pet loon, in your dad's guest room
Every where I go, I get looks
Like you motherfuckers never seen a crook