[Intro]:
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY
MR. Birchum…
VERSUS…
Velma…
Begin
[Verse 1: Velma & Gamer chair]
Mr. Birch, is it true you're a Dick?
'Cause the school year will start with a murder mystery, bitch!
White guys with a black friend is all your show beckons
30 years in the oven I'll cook in 33 seconds!
Making your students work in your yard, that's stolen labor
Enjoying veteran days as a coast guard, that's stolen valor
You sperg about mahogany, your daughter's all the same
You're so autistic about Saw it's putting GlenOck to shame!
I'll cut a cishet male's wood, throw it in the shredder
Even your son's gaming chair drops insults better: (T'es un pd)
Pardon the body shaming but you're not very athletic
Alex YIIK works at your school? Okay, this is epic
Two seasons going strong, it's impossible to top me
You make fun of Star Wars so Carano may give you sloppy
You're a dollar store Hank Hill, stuck in a Tony Zaret skit
And Mr. Karponzi was right, that's some shady shit!
[Verse 2: Mr. Birchum & Velma]
You're not a better Scooby Doo, you're a worse Heathers
You remind me of my wife, god I do hecking hate her
You womanipulate your friends, their lives must be so horrible
Two dorky dudes named Daphne and Norville
I'm an American patriot who served for his nation
But 2 episodes in makes me root back for segregation!
This loaf is weak as a twig, she couldn't change a light bolb
I go hard as an Oak, so you can suck on this log! (I'm fifteen)
Spoiled brat, don't be a meanie toward my Jeanie (GRRR)
I'm bored of this fight, I'd rather face Slipping Jimmy!
So go and whine about men, I'll be hanging out with Fred
I'll leave a Dorkley as expected: Most likely dead
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY
MR. Birchum…
VERSUS…
Velma…
Begin
[Verse 1: Velma & Gamer chair]
Mr. Birch, is it true you're a Dick?
'Cause the school year will start with a murder mystery, bitch!
White guys with a black friend is all your show beckons
30 years in the oven I'll cook in 33 seconds!
Making your students work in your yard, that's stolen labor
Enjoying veteran days as a coast guard, that's stolen valor
You sperg about mahogany, your daughter's all the same
You're so autistic about Saw it's putting GlenOck to shame!
I'll cut a cishet male's wood, throw it in the shredder
Even your son's gaming chair drops insults better: (T'es un pd)
Pardon the body shaming but you're not very athletic
Alex YIIK works at your school? Okay, this is epic
Two seasons going strong, it's impossible to top me
You make fun of Star Wars so Carano may give you sloppy
You're a dollar store Hank Hill, stuck in a Tony Zaret skit
And Mr. Karponzi was right, that's some shady shit!
[Verse 2: Mr. Birchum & Velma]
You're not a better Scooby Doo, you're a worse Heathers
You remind me of my wife, god I do hecking hate her
You womanipulate your friends, their lives must be so horrible
Two dorky dudes named Daphne and Norville
I'm an American patriot who served for his nation
But 2 episodes in makes me root back for segregation!
This loaf is weak as a twig, she couldn't change a light bolb
I go hard as an Oak, so you can suck on this log! (I'm fifteen)
Spoiled brat, don't be a meanie toward my Jeanie (GRRR)
I'm bored of this fight, I'd rather face Slipping Jimmy!
So go and whine about men, I'll be hanging out with Fred
I'll leave a Dorkley as expected: Most likely dead
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