[Intro]
They say, uh, heart imitates life
And sometimes life imitates heart
[Verse 1]
Well, she was 6 foot three
She could bench-press me
Had a voice like a young Charley Pride
As she walked up to you
Said, "Honey, how do you do?
I know you ain't here with this guy"
[Chorus]
Cause there's a bulldyke hittin' on my girlfriend
Now, I was 'bout to get rowdy and mad
I just kept hearing the words of my dad
"Son, don't ever hit a man on the rack"
[Verse 2]
Well, she gave you a wink
She bought you a drink
Wrote her phone number down on your hand
She was well on her way
She just hit second base
And I'd 'bout damn had all I could stand
They say, uh, heart imitates life
And sometimes life imitates heart
[Verse 1]
Well, she was 6 foot three
She could bench-press me
Had a voice like a young Charley Pride
As she walked up to you
Said, "Honey, how do you do?
I know you ain't here with this guy"
[Chorus]
Cause there's a bulldyke hittin' on my girlfriend
Now, I was 'bout to get rowdy and mad
I just kept hearing the words of my dad
"Son, don't ever hit a man on the rack"
[Verse 2]
Well, she gave you a wink
She bought you a drink
Wrote her phone number down on your hand
She was well on her way
She just hit second base
And I'd 'bout damn had all I could stand
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