My Girlfriend’s an Alcoholic Bowling for Soup

[Verse 1]
My girlfriend is so beautiful
She makes me breakfast and folds my shirts
There's no end to her kindness
And she’s the only one to make me laugh until it hurts
Her eyes shine
Her teeth sparkle
She watches all my favorite shows

[Pre-Chorus]
But there's only one thing you should know

[Chorus]
(Hey!)
My girlfriend is an alcoholic
(O-oh! O-oh!)
But nobody's perfect
(Hey!)
My girlfriend gets all demonic
(O-oh! O-oh!)
But I think she’s worth it when she
(Drinks! Drinks!)
Fights at the bar
(Drinks! Drinks!)
Pukes in my car
I know that it's over the minute she's sober
(Hey!)
My girlfriend is an alcoholic