The Day Off Original Broadway Cast of Sunday in the Park with George (Ft. Mandy Patinkin)

[GEORGE]
If the head was smaller...
If the tail were longer...
If he faced the water...
If the paws were hidden...
If the neck was darker...
If the back was curved...
More like the parasol...

Bumbum bum bumbumbum
Bumbum bum...

More shade...
More tail...
More grass!...
Would you like some more grass?
Mmmm...

[SPOT (GEORGE)]
Ruff! Ruff!
Thanks, the week has been rough!
When you're stuck for life on a garbage scow
Only forty feet long from stern to prow
And a crackpot in the bow—wow, rough!
The planks are rough
And the wind is rough
And the master's drunk and mean and—
Grrrruff! Gruff!