​can i tell you a story Xavier Goodman

[Refrain]
Can I tell you a story?
Everybody has a story
Everybody has a story
Everybody has a story
What's your story?
Everybody has a story
What's your story?

[Verse 1]
I guess I was born in Baltimore, Maryland
Softer than cotton candy
While my father tougher than heroine
Fix your facts, fix your facts
He got a gap in his teeth
I bet he flossing with a mattress
A goofy goober, ass ratchety
Waitin' happy like ew
When were you born again? A Sagittarius?
I guess that makes sense 'cause
Y'all have the scariest face in the zodiac
'Cause you're ugly
Oh wait, did I offend you? I am, oh, so sorry
That you're ugly for a- Oh, okay

[Refrain]
Everybody has a story
Everybody has a story
Everybody has a story
What's your story?
Everybody has a story
What's your story?
Everybody has a story
Everybody has a story, yeah, yeah
'Body has a story
What's your story?