Everyday Normal Guy 2 Jon Lajoie

[Intro: Steve]
You want some more of this, bitch?
Back in the heezy... we could do this all year long

[Chorus]
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman

[Verse 1]
I was walking down the street just the other day
I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way
"Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say
But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake
So I put my head down, and I just walked away
I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great
Got on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed play
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfucking Ace of Base
Yo, what can I say? It's just a day in my life
I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night
To be productive at work, I gotta be well rested
Yeah, motherfucker, you heard what I just said