1. I was cleaning out my toilet bowl
When your birthday came to mind
So I sat right down to write for you
A happy birthday rhyme
So here's a birthday song I wrote
To tell you how I feel
Ever since you dumped me
Your birthday's no big deal
Chorus:
Happy birthday fungus face
No one else can take your place
You're a worthless piece of human waste
I'm so glad you've gone away
Happy birthday beaver breath
You're not that easy to forget
You're just like something bad I've et
Have a lousy day
2. May you wrap your precious pick-up truck
Around a jackpine tree
And never get a dime
From your insurance company
May your buddies get religion
May the breweries all run dry
May you eat some moldy birthday cake
And shit until you die
When your birthday came to mind
So I sat right down to write for you
A happy birthday rhyme
So here's a birthday song I wrote
To tell you how I feel
Ever since you dumped me
Your birthday's no big deal
Chorus:
Happy birthday fungus face
No one else can take your place
You're a worthless piece of human waste
I'm so glad you've gone away
Happy birthday beaver breath
You're not that easy to forget
You're just like something bad I've et
Have a lousy day
2. May you wrap your precious pick-up truck
Around a jackpine tree
And never get a dime
From your insurance company
May your buddies get religion
May the breweries all run dry
May you eat some moldy birthday cake
And shit until you die
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