Pigeons on Your Balcony 王若琳 (Joanna Wang)

Here are some ways to take care of
The pigeons on your balcony
Get a water gun, fill it up with bleach
That’s what my friend told me, anyway

I’m sorry, it’s just my territory
And I’m marking it with bleach

I do my best not to make a mess
Of obliterating while I disinfect
I don’t think you’d want to taste my wrath
Actually I’m a pacifist, anyway

Do you understand this is disrespect?
Let me send you to the great big nest