Sweet and Tender Hooligan The Smiths

[Chorus]
He was a sweet and tender hooligan, hooligan
And he said that he'd never, never do it again
And of course he won't
Oh, not until the next time
He was a sweet and tender hooligan, hooligan
And he swore that he'll never, never do it again
And of course he won't
Oh, not until the next time

[Verse 1]
Poor old man, he had an accident
With a three-bar fire
But that's okay
Because he wasn't very happy anyway
Poor woman
Strangled in her very own bed as she read
But that's okay, because she was old
And she would have died anyway

[Chorus]
Don't blame the sweet and tender hooligan, hooligan
Because he'll never, never, never, never
Never, never do it again
Not until the next time