Newspaper 88 Fingers Louie

Sunday's morning paper used to tell me my luck's gonna change
If I could only learn to act my age would I keep from slipping

Things I read, the things I hear
They all seem so incredible
You’d think by now I’d learn my lesson
Instead I stay so gullible

Monday morning's paper told me the world is gonna end
I don't need time to gather up my friends
Cuz I haven't any

Things I read, the things I hear
It all seems so incredible
You'd think by now I'd learn my lesson
Instead I stay so gullible
I'm gullible

Things I read, the things I hear
It all seems so incredible
You'd think by now I'd learn my lesson
Instead I stay so gullible
Go!